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· We don't even know your name, Naked Leopard Man, but you made our week.
· Annals of Wrist-Slap Justice: Lindsay Lohan gets seven misdemeanor charges. Nicole Richie gets 82 minutes and the backing of the Sheriff.
· Kid Nation: But child endangerment is the whole point!
· Brian Grazer puts the hot into 98 lb. weaklings.
· Any hope of an entertaining Emmy telecast, out.
· Just a soupçon of what you missed at this year's Sunset Junction.
· Amy Pascal slaps hers on the table.
· Star and Isaiah deserve each other.
· Come to think of it, Entourage has yet to explore the rich terrain of Ari Gold's mother.
· Experience the Hollywood party scene, through the eyes of Mike "Boogie" Malin's giant genital wart.
· Thespian Janeane Garofalo can play the blue to red spectrum.
· The Lurning Channel appreciates your input.
· America's Got Talent. It also has this guy and David Hasselhoff.
· The Cavemen-on-the-street promo becomes something of a mystery.
· Anchorwoman arrives in America's living rooms, and gets the trapdoor treatment.
· Mel Gibson's OK, you're OK.
· New Line helpfully reminds you that bullet-proofing your baby now easier than ever.
· Jerry Lewis fondly remembers an old friend.
· The DUI days of summer are upon us.