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We pause once again to celebrate the selflessness of this week's sponsors, all of whom would happily wrestle the keys out of our hands if they sensed we'd had a little too much to drink. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and save us from ourselves, see this page.

Special thanks to: American Apparel, The Book of General Ignorance, Bravo, Crunch, Evian, Flavorpill, Good Luck Chuck, Inland Empire, Mandalay Bay, Rilo Kiley, Showtime, VW, Zune