While Access Hollywood has helpfully added some subtitles to the audio of Britney Spears' rumored comeback song so that you can bring along a copy of the clip to Valley institution Sardo's legendary "Celebrity Trainwreck Karaoke Night" tonight, we think they've badly misinterpreted the potential hit single's lyrics. Indeed, "Everyday, I'm a daze," requires no explanation given Spears' half-remembered, topless hot tub encounters with loose-lipped video extras, but "So why do you desert me, baby boy?" is obviously a reference to her still-unnamed second offspring, who's developed a vexing talent for escaping his playpen each time mommy wants to spend some quality teeth-whitening time with the child.