An excerpt from Seth Rogen's high schoo yearbook blurb, as scanned by a classmate: "Ever since I started earning more than my own teachers, everything kind of fell into perspective...I am accepting of the fact that I very may well never have another job and in time may have to burn this very yearbook to keep warm, however, right now, if feelin' good were a train, I'd be the engineer." [ONTD via BWE]