The Nanny State that is modern-day New York City is trying to insert its wagging finger even further up our already crammed anuses: "Council Member Peter Vallone Jr. of Queens is proposing to outlaw voyeurism by extending a state law that forbids non-consensual peeping with cameras to peeping with the naked eye."

In addition to targeting repeat offenders who crane their necks to peer under the dresses of women scampering up and down subway stairs, the legislation would also crack down on anyone caught staring into the window of a private bedroom or bathroom.

This is an outrage! We can't smoke in bars, our chicken nuggets are stripped of their delicious trans fats, and now they won't let us jerk off as the attractive redhead across the street lathers herself up into some kind of orgasmic Herbal Essences frenzy without having to worry about jail time and a $500 fine? Fuck it, we're moving to Cleveland. Also, if anyone needs a pair of night vision goggles, we've got no use for ours anymore.

Ban on Window Peeping Is Sought [NYS]