• Amy Winehouse is not in The Priory but in Causeway Retreat for rehab, which supposedly costs $20K a week. (350 acres of rugged natural drug-free beauty, on a private island only an hour from London!) [NYP]
  • Tracksuit-wearing Tommy Mottola is still trying to get Lindsay Lohan into the studio for a third album. God, why. [R&M]
  • Summer's ruined! There's a vast reduction in coke, hookers and helicopters in St. Tropez. Maybe Amy Winehouse should go there! [NYP]