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mark

08/17/07 05:14PM

Filed to: Defamer

This unwanted e-mail pitch will keep you up-to-date on exciting developments in the celebrity robomassage space: "Human Touch - the U.S. leader in robotic massage technology - is making Hollywood sit down and take notice. Along with Sarah Michelle Geller, Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Chalke, Kristen Bell and Maggie Grace, the massage chair company was a special guest Thursday night in Beverly Hills, CA for the summer's hottest party, InStyle's Summer Soiree. Guests were able to relax in one of two HT 2720 massage chairs, eliciting ooh's and ahh's from everyone who tried them. The chairs were a big hit with the guests; even Kelsey Grammer and his wife Camille both took a turn in the chairs and raved about how amazing the massage was!"

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Magister mark 08/17/07 10:09PM

I wonder if the chairs did anything for Camille's irritable bowel?

MisterMuggles mark 08/17/07 05:48PM

Human Touch may have sweet chairs, but they probably wanna run a celebrity spell check before the next press release. Their (Camille) grammar is passable, but their (Tori) spelling is fucked.

Buffy spells her last name "Gellar," thank you very much.

BabylonSister mark 08/19/07 04:39AM

Apparently, this robomassage chair is only suitable for hot blondes. Which means I'm fucked, again. Oh, well; there's always The Pleasure Chest.

TedSez mark 08/17/07 06:41PM

If Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Chalke, Kristen Bell and Maggie Grace want massages, they don't need a fancy chair. They just need to point and say, "Hey, you!"