Yesterday, we wondered what the heck MTV was planning at Milk Studios that involved champagne and couches. A reader fills us in that this is, in all likelihood, an event that's part of MTV's grand plan to turn the network into one big Hills rerun. (In unrelated news, what ever happened to Parental Control? That was the one dating show on that channel that we actually enjoyed because it was so absurd). Well! Says a staffer:

We're all scheduled to attend a mysterious "What does M stand for" MTV meeting at Milk Studios on Monday. No one has any idea what it's about. It's so weird, there are brightly-colored posters all over the halls with big letters saying "What does M stand for?" People have been defacing them by adding their own creative answers to the questions. My fave: A picture of (Ricardo) Montalban.