Rich ladies are miffed that social-lites Olivia Palermo and Tinsley Mortimer, who were supposed to host that Darfur benefit Josh and Nikola dragged themselves to, were no-shows. "We think the only people who truly suffered from their selfish no-shows are the poor citizens of war-torn Darfur," one organizer hissed to Page Six. Seriously, talk about adding insult to injury. [Page Six]
Oh my god, you guys!!! You know how 'The Hills' is supposed to sort of be a "reality" show? Turns out, it's not really real—they do multiple takes and stuff. Holy fuck! [Page Six]
Cameron Diaz went on a date with John Mayer. Lady is scraping that Timberlake-analog barrel-bottom hard. Who is next, James Blunt? [Page Six]
Hey, Billy Joel's trophy child bride isn't all washed up! Even though she's too inarticulate to host Top Chef, she still managed to get someone to agree to publish her cookbook. It's called Comfort Table. Also, "given her choice of things to do, she'd rather sit at home in her sweatpants and watch TV. Said Katie: 'We love 'Entourage.' We're glued to the TV set on Sunday nights at home.'" Uh, we think we'll skip the cookbook and wait for the post-divorce tell-all. [R&M, second item]
