American Idol-"inspired" off-Broadway production Idol: The Muscial proves somewhat less popular that its TV counterpart, shutting down after one show; think of the quick hook as the rough equivalent of Simon Cowell throwing a contestant out of a cattle-call audition room upon hearing the first off-key note of their rendition of "Don't Cha" and telling them, "And say hello to Sanjaya for me when you see him on the breadline." [Reuters]