Spend too much time online playing computer games (or, ahem, reading dumb websites)? Of course you do, you hideous geek. Thank your lucky geeky stars that you are not in China, where those who play for more than five hours a day are shipped off to a re-education clinic to be medicated, drilled, and, if we know the Chinese, tortured. We're not necessarily averse to this. CNBC has the whole chilling story.