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This week's sponsors are dead-sexy, insatiable, and, most importantly, utterly discreet—once they've had their way with us in a hot tub, there's no way they'd blab about it to Access Hollywood. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and get a turn in the jacuzzi, see this page.

Special thanks to: American Apparel, CNN, Crunch, Evian, Flash Gordon, Mandalay Bay, Rocket Science from Picturehouse, Showtime, VW, Zune