• Lindsay Lohan isn't going to be the new face of Louis Vuitton. Stealing their clothes at her Elle shoot might have had something to do with it. [Page Six]
  • Keith Richards didn't mix his dad's ashes with cocaine, he just snorted them straight. [R&M, last item]
  • Crazy person alleges that Paula Abdul is "on so many painkillers" that she passes out in her makeup chair every day. [Page Six]