Bratz, "an unwitting and witless critique of American consumerism run amok, does not star Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie," says the Post's Lou Lumenick. It does, however, feature a cameo from Page Six gabber Paula Froelich, who goes unmentioned in the paper's pan of the "excruciatingly inane high-school comedy." Nice to see that News Corp. protects its own! This can only be welcomed by the team of Wall Street Journal reporters who have bit parts in the forthcoming tween flick How Malibu Barbie Got Her Groove Back. [NYP]