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Do you crave an alsome backyard and your own privacity? Well this $900 bedroom on South 3rd in Williamsburg that this woman is renting out for $750 (huh!) is all for you! Take note, you must like music "(not hip hop)" and you are seriously advised against applying if you "don't buy toilet paper and live dishes" and if you "is a neurotic."

The room is huge, have 2 windows, brick walls, hight celling, closet, storage space,and fire place. This is a rail road apt but this room have its own entrance, so this way everyone have privacity. There is a alsome backyard too, but you can only access it throught my room, so when I'm at home it is totally fine if you wanna go there.

I'm a fashion Designer/ artist/ waitress. I work a lot. I'm vegetarian. I like to paint, draw, read, dance, ride my bike in the summer, and hang out at the park.

I'm looking for someone responsable, reliable, honest, pay your bills in time, friendly and easy going.
I prefer if you are a full time job and/or student interested in music (not hip hop), film, arts, design. I'd like someone easy going, clean, that takes care of your own but also that is up to have a cup of tea sometimes.

Don't aply if:
you are a cople (one person per room)
like to set around and/or sleep the hole day
Partie very often and weak up everybody when you get back home drunk.
smoke weed
or do any tipe of drugs.
live your staff all over the place
is not a clean person.
don't buy toilet paper and live dishes
is a neurotic.
I'm pickie about clean, so if you are not clean forget it.