Help needed! This weekend our billionaire photographer Laurel Ptak and I are heading out to the Hamptons to document what exactly goes on at Peggy Siegal's movie bashes and at Ross School benefits. But the College Humor "estate" is all booked, ditto for Deb Schoeneman's, and the MTV estate in Water Mill. (Bullet dodged!) We kind of need a place to crash, and an adventure? If you have an extra room/couch/deck chair, let us know at josh@gawker.com! Sadly, sexual favors can't be guaranteed. Or not guaranteed.