God, What Isn't Wrong With Dina Lohan?
- Dina Lohan is being sued for fraud. No, it has nothing to do with her "former Rockette" claim. [Page Six]
- Tyra Banks' brother, an air force cadet, is getting shipped off to Iraq. [Page Six]
- Us Weekly has finally diagnosed Britney Spears: she's "bipolar." And right now some genius usmagazine.com commenter is probably typing, "tht meens she haz secks with woman but only stripprs" [Us]
- "Bobby Brown still thinks Osama Bin Laden is after him." [R&M]