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Facebook has been down for most of the morning, ostensibly for an upgrade. Which is nonsense, of course. No well-run company updates its servers in the middle of the day; Facebook's unexpected outage can only be, well, an unexpected outage. But we can't wait to see what happens when Silicon Valley's entire workforce has to actually stop using Facebook and get something done.