Something doesn't feel quite right about posting a Michael Bay-related video on Brett Ratner, Billion Dollar Director Day, but we think we can justify temporarily shifting the spotlight from Ratner to his Transformers counterpart by pointing out that Bay's seven movies have actually grossed more than those of today's fauxteur-of-honor, crossing that magical ten-figure barrier in domestic receipts alone. In any case, we're too impatient to wait until Var gets around to its Bay BDD issue (the full-pager from Jerry Bruckheimer, we're told, will actually explode when the reader flips to it—but don't worry, a welder's mask will be included with every copy) to share this loving tribute to Bayos with his fans.