Apparently terrified by the sight of Tom Cruise in a military uniform, a spokesman for the German Protestant Church loses his mind a little and calls Cruise the "Goebbels of Scientology." Predictably, a rep for Cruise calls the comments "irresponsible and wrongheaded" and says they "[belittle] the enormity of the Nazis' crimes." Stay tuned for more amusing face-offs between various Scientology-suspicious Teutonic institutions and Cruise's publicity team for the duration of the Valkyrie shoot in Germany! [The Scoop]