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· The Emmy nominations: Oscars' Paste-Eating Cousin™ announces his picks. They react. Sometimes too eagerly.
· Harry Potter conjures up a shitload of money, decides to celebrate with some recreational chemistry.
· Thanks to NBC's new rock-star leader, Donald Trump and Isaiah Washington learn that life sometimes does offer second chances. Bionic Woman producers couldn't agree with their boss more.
· Hollywood breaks Ed Limato's heart.
· Don't make Jon Lovitz angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
· It's not TV. It's TV with hand-jobs.
· Creative differences vs. personal issues: What made Mandy run?
· Homer and the boner.
· Jason Reitman rings in his 30s with some naughty prep school action.
· Lindsay Lohan's must-have, gangrene-inducing accessory!
· When it comes to Studio 60's demise, Aaron Sorkin blames himself first, everyone else second.
· Masi Oka on what isn't funny about Rob Schneider.
· Mr. Chappelle gets de-exhausted, goes to Washington.
· Secrets of the looming writers' strike...revealed!
· Tom Cruise not thrilled about how pear-shaped his SS uniform makes him look.
· "Thriller" is never as thrilling as when it's performed by 1,500 prison inmates.