Regarding last night's non-terrorism: "I work on Madison and 44th and the boom came loud and clear through sound-proof windows. My co-workers all ran downstairs and started heading West along 44th. I was walking next to a young, fashionable woman who was simultaneously crying, smoking a cigarette and shouting into her cell phone, 'No, no, you have to stay on the line with me and tell me what happened. If this is an act of terrorism, we are going to lose fucking MILLIONS!!'"