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· It's Becksmania! Posh denies the existence of Mr. Sparkles. David makes the Mayor feels less pretty. CAA's Assistant Task Force is dispatched to the stairwells to give their most valuable new client a hero's welcome.
· Ben Silverman's enthusiasm continues to infect NBC, and the guy he squeezed out finds a new home at Fox.
· Cavemen producers ordered to reinvent the wheel.
· WGA StrikeWatch: Threat-level elevated.
· The Captivity party is the most outrageous thing Hollywood has seen since what one commenter dubbed John Waters' gay macaroni suit.
· Live Earth fizzled, but don't blame Cameron Diaz. She did her part.
· Paramount drones are already frolicking at the beach, thanks to Optimus Prime and friends.
· We are not amused. But not that not amused.
· Paris Hilton is a social person.
· Chinese Theater Chewbacca falls victim to the seven-year itch (probably costume-related).
· ABC Family's Greek is totally not welcome at this weekend's Gamma Gamma Phi kegger, guys.
· Now you can own a throne fit for a Trump.
· In Rosie O'Donnell's hands, a Sharpie is a deadly weapon. (So is a zebra-skin rug.)
· Mandy Patinkin overestimates CBS's commitment to staying in the Mandy Patinkin business.