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Actual lyric from Harry Potter tribute band Harry and the Potters: "I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad / It was an invisibility cloak — how rad!" Actual lyric from "rival" Harry Potter tribute band Draco and the Malfoys: "You may have freed our house elf, and brought doubt to our family name/ but your parents still got toasted by a big, green, glowing flame." Other Potter tribute bands whose lyrics were not featured: Hermione and the Know-It-Alls, Weasleys Tore My Flesh, and Cho Chang and the Wandteasers. [ABC News]