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Mediabistro would pack em in if they offered Blowjobs for Writers. Puts a whole new spin on "Give your writing practice a jump-start by reconnecting with your creative muscles!" And it's a surefire cure for writer's block!
I'm going to wait for the yoga class that can teach me how to blow sunshine up an editor's ass while maintaining my dignity.
It's the one where the Third Eye would be. But don't worry, you can get rid of it with Botox.
