Cocktail Weekly deputy editor Piper Weiss is consoling herself about the year she spent working on the Bauer magabortion like so: "I can finally start working on that book proposal/TV pitch/invention that will make me famous because now when I'm interviewed on the Today show for the segment on realizing your dream I can say, 'I got laid off of my job and I decided, you know what? I'm gonna go for it!'" We'll watch out for that. [HuffPo]