Did Laurie David leave Larry David for the caretaker of their Martha's Vineyard mansion? Signs point to "be suspicious!" [Cindy]
Ivanka Trump might fill the "hottie with brains" slot that's open at The View, if Barbara can get over her Trump beef. [Page Six]
Michael Jackson is a hellishly difficult hotel guest: he requests outlandish things like chicken fingers at all hours of the night! [Page Six]
MSNBC gossipeuse Jeannette Walls has finally realized that if your hugely bestselling book's film right have been optioned by Brad Pitt, you don't really need a day job. [R&M, last item]
