Transformers, Michael Bay's blockbuster vision of a world in which Pontiac Solstices descend to Earth to save mankind and help scrawny teenagers get laid by chicks light years out of their league, has done well to service the needs of our inner, pre-adolescent boys. But what of the 8-year-old girls also living inside us? Thanks to the magic of the internets and the latest advancements in mashing-up technology, we can now experience the visionary fauxteur's take on another franchise based on a Hasbro toy line.

Michael Bay's My Little Pony may only be a cheeky fan homage, but once the six-day, 11-figure Transformers totals are tallied up, we wouldn't be surprised to see this story—about an alien race of equine dwarves with brushable manes and names like Licketysplit and Baby Rainribbon arriving via rainbow-wormhole to blow a bunch of shit up—fast-tracked into production.