Our lusty summer competition has ended, and the people have spoken. Sorry, Aaron Schlecter and Chris Parris-Lamb. Literary agent Luke Janklow (and his marble-staired townhouse!) is hands-down the hottest straight* guy in book publishing, with 51.1% of the vote. Congrats, Luke, you DILF you.

*(Maybe there was that one time at Tufts! We hear.)