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Prince's Roosevelt Hotel residency is well underway, though a number of fans willing to cough up the hefty ticket prices ($312.10 gets you standing-room access to the miniature funk prodigy, ten times that amount gets you all that plus a chair and some rubbery chicken) have emerged underwhelmed. The booking's billing, meanwhile, as "possibly the last time" the singer would perform in L.A. might not have been a mere seat-filling ploy, as Page Six is reporting that the Super Bowl shadow-puppet provocateur is using his earnings to relocate overseas:

"PRINCE is earning more than $5 million for his concerts at the Hollywood Roosevelt in L.A., and he's using the earnings to get the heck out of Dodge. Prince has told people these are the last concerts he will ever play in L.A., and when he's done, he's going to go live in Europe," said our source. Prince declined to say why he's going, but he won't be missed by some. "He made the hotel recarpet the penthouse suite in white shag carpeting and place a huge purple 'Prince' logo on one of the walls," our insider says.

Unlike that other pop-funk titan of the 1980s music charts who's been crisscrossing the globe in recent years in search of a comeback, we doubt Prince's relocation to Europe is motivated by a desire to launch a leprechaun-themed amusement park. Still, we wouldn't entirely rule out the possibility of the savvy entrepreneur branching out into the lucrative family resort market; 3121 Land could lure visitors from around the globe to its prime location on the outskirts of Düsseldorf, all eager to step into the world of the mysterious pop icon through attractions like the Alphabet St. shopping promenade (paved entirely in white shag carpeting) and thrilling Little Red Coaster.