Happy 21st Birthday To A Rehabbing Lindsay Lohan!
Today, as you may or may not realize, is Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday, an occasion which, under normal circumstances, would likely have been celebrated in Las Vegas, where the actress's passage into legal-drinking womanhood would have been commemorated by the filling of the Mandalay Bay's lazy river with hundreds of thousands of gallons of top-shelf vodka provided by a loyal corporate sponsor.
Unfortunately, the troubled starlet's ongoing, extended stay at Promises has scuttled any such plans, a blow to both tabloids eager for photos of Lohan floating placidly in an 80-proof pool, leisurely dipping a martini glass into its intoxicating "waters" for a refill, and to Vegas's local stomach-pumping industry, which is likely to suffer dozens of layoffs as a result of the aborted bacchanalia. On this special day, we turn once again to this image from the NY Daily News' slideshow of great moments in Lohan history, noting that if the progress reports indicating that the relapsed Wonderland alumna is really, really committed to sobriety this time are to be believed, tonight she'll truly be partying like it's 1999.