Potheaded and alluringly cicatricial television personality Padma Lakshmi has finally ended things with her hubby, the apparently very famous author Salman Rushdie. "Salman Rushdie has agreed to divorce his wife, Padma Lakshmi, because of her desire to end their marriage," spokeswoman Jin Auh said in a statement issued to Reuters. Weirdly put, right? As if it's so big of him to condescend to divorce her! As you've decided by means of this scientific poll, she is now purportedly dating Anthony Bourdain. Ooh good call, we'd bone him in a heartbeat.

Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi To Divorce [People]