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· Behold, the iPhone: Hollywood always wants what it cannot have. CAA dispatches its stormtroopers to intercept the new technology. Which they do, before sinking their teeth into complimentary, baby-filled burritos.
· Paris, released, after dabbling in the arts. Taco Bell makes an offer. NY Post's commemorative keepsake edition. Mika's choice. The Paris and Larry Show: 60 courageous minutes focusing on one thing. Flocking to the holy cart. Drug shocker!
· Brett + Hef + Brian = The Playboy movie to end all Playboy movies.
· John Stamos: HotMess.au.
· Germany refuses to let Tom Cruise shoot M:i:Hitler on their soil.
· Isaiah Washington can forget about joining the Law & Order family, which isn't to say he'd be out of place in a special victims unit.
· Another fake rehab survivor: Britney.
· Live Free and Die Hard's Bruce Willis has a rocket in his pants.
· Is Phil Spector just the innocent victim of a suicide-hosting?
· Ben Silverman does away with NBC's a.m. downers n' danish meetings.
· Traces of Blow: The Lindsay Lohan Story.
· Everything you always wanted to know about the Studio 60 finale but were too busy doing other things to watch.