Freakish vigilante Nancy Grace is set to spawn twins. The CNN anchor, whose inability to understand the concept of "innocent until proven guilty" has endeared her to the mass of Americans with "string 'em up" philosophies of justice and only the slightest concept of the protections provided under our Constitution, secretly wed an Atlanta investment banker in April, and she's telling the world. Just not her employers.

Grace says she still hasn't told CNN that she's pregnant. She'll officially make the announcement tonight on her Headline News show, "Nancy Grace."

Well, we bet they know now! The 47-year-old isn't answering any questions about whether or not she used fertility drugs, but does say that, "[Y]ou tell women out there that there is hope." Yeah, think about that, ladies: Nancy Grace found a husband. What's wrong with you?

NANCY'S SECRET WEDDING [NYP]