Foxy Brown found out that her boyfriend was a pimp. Then she was attacked by a hooker who pulled out chunks of her weave and stole her hearing aid. What is next for Foxy? Can it please involve 'Flavor of Love: Charm School' please please please? [NYDN]
Justin Theroux thinks New York girls are sluts, not that he has had any personal experience in this department. He's just sayin'. [NYM]
"When we asked [Mandy Moore] about the guys young Hollywood women should avoid, she said, 'I'd never name names . . . but I'd say stay away from anyone who is too insecure or self-involved.'" Then she coughed in this weird way that sounded sort of like "Kachh Kraff." [Page Six]
So Courtney Love is licensing Kurt's likeness to lunchbox manufacturers and such. Whatever, people, he's dead. Move on. [Page Six]
Jessica Simpson still doesn't know the words to Dolly Parton's fabulous socialist anthem '9 to 5.' [Gatecrasher, last item]
