Been a while since we cleared out the dead wood round these parts, and we're feeling a little itchy. (Maybe we should manscape!) So let's get right down to business: The following people are fired. And probably unattractive to boot.


Made Redundant: phil anderson
Reason for dismissal: We were the ladies first, you fuck.

Made Redundant: stupid
Reason for dismissal: Is as does.

Made Redundant: Sam_Glamgee
Reason for dismissal: Cliched racism.

Made Redundant: ilivereallyfar
Reason for dismissal: Discouraging our outside interests.

Made Redundant: Bronte
Reason for dismissal: Sucking.

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