Not since the famous 1997 graphic explaining the conflict in Northern Ireland with a comparison to the troubles between sitcom characters Seinfeld and Newman (with a balaclava-wearing Jerry Seinfeld representing the IRA and an orange-decked Newman as the UDA) has the Post made an intractable struggle so easy to understand. We finally get it! If only that whole Hamas-Fatah thing could just be scored to Journey and go to dead air.

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