Stevie "Toro" Francis was the main informant on that silly JFK terror plot, says The Smoking Gun. Who's that? Why, he's the man who helped you go skiing on Craigslist! So then he got turned, and the FBI kept sending him to Guyana or something to entrap terrorists? It sounds like the plot of Joan Didion's "Democracy" mixed with a Steve Gaghan screenplay. Anyway, when dude got busted with $2 million bucks worth of coke a few years back, the price of your nosecandy surely went up. And that's the real terror yo!

Meet The JFK Informant [TSG]