Endeavor Dumps Paris Hilton In Her Hour Of Need
Abandoning Paris Hilton at precisely the moment she needs the kinds of loyal Hollywood friends who can quickly package a project about her prison experience the most, Endeavor has announced that it's dumped the incarcerated heiress, reversing partner Ari Emanuel's recent policy of embracing the agency's unfairly persecuted friends. Expect evil-collecting rival CAA to show up to Hilton's next scheduled public visitation session with a bouquet of flowers and a cake concealing a stash of Adderall; even if they aren't sure what to do about her career once she's out of jail, we're sure they'll at least figure out a way to exploit the relationships she's forming with hardened felons, as there's always room on an agent's desk for someone who's handy with a shiv.