"Live With A Douche" is a Gawker PSA service rounding up the most deleteriously douchy apartment postings we can find. Surely we respect the universal right to demand a roommate who conforms to one's high expectations—but some warrant special attention. Have you found a particularly ridiculous listing? Let us know at tips@gawker.com.

Either whoever lives here is a huge William Carlos Williams fan or an utter hellhound who steals office supplies solely to alienate her roommates with her twenty different types of crazy. [Photo: Passiveaggressivenotes.com via Serious Eats]