You know, we were all set to write off the A-Rod affair as a harmless bit of ballplayer adultery until we realized—thanks to illustrator Robert Grossman in today's Observer—that the dude is black. A black guy nailing our busty blond strippers? Unthinkable! To arms, people.

Hey, A-Rod! Smile! [NYO]
Related: Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia [Ferris State University]
Related: The Aristocrats [Bob Grossman]