Kristian Laliberte and his "frenemy" Paul Johnson-Calderon are "in talks with several networks" to do a reality show that will be "a combination of The Hills and The Simple Life." [NYO]
Paris Hilton's brother was mugged at knifepoint, but escaped physically and fiscally unscathed. [Page 6]
Socialiteish designer Stacy Bendet will be "highest-paid designer Payless has ever had." [Page 6]
Cuba Gooding Jr. saved a gunshot victim's life. [Gatecrasher]
Paris is having trouble sleeping and eating in prison. All together now: Awww! [TMZ]