Visitors to the Brooklyn Museum beware! Teen girl bandits are roaming Prospect Heights, sneaking up on folks and boppin' 'em on the head. Too bad the wee gangsters are too lazy to hop around the corner to Park Slope... so far.

"I guess, kids do bad things at times," said Bob Biegen of the Prospect Heights Association.

"It would be great if they could be caught and someone could just sit down and talk to them about life and how it should be lived."

That's the ticket, hippie! Eh, they'll be in the police academy soon enough, don't you worry.

Tween bandits terrorize shoppers in P'Heights [Brooklyn Paper]