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· Lindsay Lohan Vs. Herself: The curb never saw it coming. SMASHED. Promises, Promises. Swerving in and out of memory lane. They look so peaceful when they are drugged unconscious, don't they? Shirley MacLaine is willing to wait for a good thing.
· NBC Shake-Up : No one foresaw Studio 60 outliving Kevin Reilly, but there you have it. First orders of Ben Silverman business: Renew The Office for a bazillion years, and let Trump think he still has a job in show business, just for the laughs it'll get at the department head meeting.
· Countdown to Lockdown: A cellmate is chosen. Goodbyes are spoken. Sisters cry out in anguish.
· On The Lot is fading fast.
· A perpetually pained Paula Abdul falls victim to the recent spate of leaked conference calls. Is nothing sacred?
· Casting TB Guy.
· Michael Bay still has a couple mindblowing tricks up his sleeve.
· Drama demands some industry respect.
· Britney explains it all.
· Brett Ratner hearts Hillary Clinton.
· Oddly enough, Warner marketing had no problems spelling Naveen Andrews.
· Let the urban legends about J.K. Rowling's cryogenically frozen body lying beneath Hagrid's quarters begin.
· Has the world gone pirate-crazy?