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If we were ever to meet any of this week's sponsors in a bar and somehow trick them into a one-night stand, we would not use birth control, for we know that we'd have many, many laughs raising our bastard offspring together. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and invite us over for a rollicking evening of unprotected monkeysex, see this page.

· American Apparel
· Canon
· Crunch
· Evian
· Herbal Color
· Johnette Napolitano
· Knocked Up
· Nokia
· Reyka Vodka
· Select Comfort
· Sprint
· The Starter Wife