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Just in case you have somehow forgotten to circle June 5th on your calendars, we'll remind you that's the date by which imminently incarcerated hotel heiress Paris Hilton has to report to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, which for the next 23 or so days will easily be the hottest, most exclusive prison in all of Los Angeles County.

With so little time before Hilton must turn herself over for her court-ordered summer vacation, preparations for her trip are proceeding apace: According to Rush & Molloy, she'll huddle with a "hair and makeup team" on Monday morning to ensure that any photographs taken during her arrival at Century (the jail is cleverly rebranding during her visit in an effort to lure future VIP residents like Lindsay Lohan) will be as flattering as possible, and there are plans to commission celebrity photographer David LaChapelle for a special shoot in which she and her beloved menagerie of disposable chiahuahuas, untamed kinkajous, Prada-bag-gnawing goats, and fluffy kittens gather around her at a long table for a kitsch recreation of "The Last Supper," rapidly expiring time permitting. In addition, the column's sources say that Hilton, "a genius at marketing herself," will also be keeping a diary during her stay; the prison journal could fetch up to a million dollars if the cellblock trendsetter can manage to stick with the project after scrawling "6/5 9am: WTF. THIS SUX! MISS MY TINK SOOOOO MUCH!" in her Hello Kitty notebook on her first morning in lockdown.

[Photo: AP]