Bonnie Fuller's Homepage Is Just Like 'Us'

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Emily Gould

05/31/07 11:30AM

Filed to: take me back, jann!

Maybe she was doing some research for Star's daring online takedown of Us Weekly's cover story, which calls that magazine out for relying on "recycled previously published Jolie interviews from other media outlets." Because Star never does that! They just make shit up.

Bonnie Fuller: She's Just Like Us [Lower Hudson Online]

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dishalicious Emily Gould 05/31/07 10:20PM

Ugh. And she looks more tired than is humanly possible-guess that whole "I only need 4 hours of sleep a night" thing of hers is catching up.

bimbassa Emily Gould 05/31/07 11:59AM

"Not too many 50-year-old women can pull off a short skirt with a slit as dangerously high as the one she's wearing... Fuller is sitting cross-legged and leaning into me.

Ewwww.

Colonel Mustard Emily Gould 05/31/07 01:34PM

Couldn't this be settled by a greased-up cage match between Bonnie and Janice Min? Of course, they'd have to hand out appropriate eye-gouging tools at the door, but what's this industry without its freebies?

collegecallgirl Emily Gould 05/31/07 01:34PM

Yeah, but does her homepage talk on the phone? Does it go grocery shopping? Does it play with its kids?