The Daily News tracks Lindsay Lohan's decline via family snapshots! Dina Lohan's 1986 hair is the best news we've read today. [NYDN]
Oh, so Lindsay's back in rehab—which might be jeopardizing her upcoming movie 'Poor Things,' in which she was slated to costar with Shirley Maclaine. [TMZ]
Related: the California Alcohol Beverage Control Board is totally cracking down on underage drinking, attempting to close Mood for 15 days and otherwise being total hardasses in many regards. [LAT]
Oh my God, model-heiress Lydia Hearst almost died when the gas oven in her suite at the Chateau Marmont was left on overnight. Can you imagine? [Page Six]
A-Rod, who is a professional sports-player of some nature, was seen with a woman not his wife. In Canada. Over to you , Deadspin? [NYP]
