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Last week, in a frenzy of streamlining, we killed the morning gossip roundup. Well, we were crazy! Now back by popular demand!

  • As photos surface of Lindsay Lohan celebrating her DUI arrest by passing out in the front seat of Samantha Ronson's SUV yesterday, a "friend" tells In Touch that she's headed back to rehab—Malibu's Promises this time, a la Britney. [NYP]
  • Will Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel have a hair-pulling slapfight over Justin Timberlake at the MTV Movie Awards? [Page Six]
  • America's Next Top Model Jaslene Gonzalez may never book a couture show, but she's got one model rite of passage down: beating off the advances of Jamie Kennedy. [Gatecrasher]
  • Pamela Anderson had to have the talk with her kids. You know, the "I made a sex tape with your dad that everyone in America has seen" talk. [The Scoop, 2nd item]