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On this second-holiest of Wookiee days (can't forget Life Day), we beseech you to set aside at least some time from you marathon worship of all things Star Wars to appreciate the goods and services of Defamer advertisers, whose various gadgets, cosmetics, thongwear, and filmed entertainments bring you as much corporeal pleasure as a thousand slave Leias could. If you'd like to be included in the Ewok campfire party, everything you need to know is right here.


· American Apparel
· Canon
· Crunch
· Herbal Color
· Knocked Up
 · Nokia
· Reyka Vodka
· Select Comfort
· Sprint
· The Starter Wife